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FAKE NEWS Costco University City Going Underground

FAKE NEWS: Costco in University City now plans to build it’s new store underground due to the increased cost of gas and electric. We got the exclusive from a partner involved in the development which happens to be the Alien at the Planetarium in Forest Park who moved from Roswell New Mexico in 1947.

He said that humans are hard headed and should always build underground, but like my kids, they never listen. The Alien added, “I can’t do a whole lot since I am stuck here so could someone please call me an Uber so I could at least get something to eat.”

There you have it folks straight from the Aliens mouth. It is official, Costco is going underground due to inflation. This is Fake News brought to you by Photo News 2 4 7 for entertainment only.

Tom Friedman's alien creation stands at St. Louis Planetarium Looking Up for his friends to come pick him up to no avail.
Tom Friedman’s alien creation stands at St. Louis Planetarium Looking Up for his friends to come pick him up to no avail.

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