Forest Park Skating Rink to Grow Beer in Garden This Summer [FAKE NEWS]

I visited the Alien at the Planetarium in Forest Park Forever and he said that the Forest Park Forever people told the local media people to tell us common people that the Forest Park Forever people recently learned how to grow beer in a garden, and they have tentative plans to plant the garden-that-grows-beer at …

FAKE NEWS Costco University City Going Underground

FAKE NEWS: Costco in University City now plans to build it’s new store underground due to the increased cost of gas and electric. We got the exclusive from a partner involved in the development which happens to be the Alien at the Planetarium in Forest Park who moved from Roswell New Mexico in 1947. He …

FAKE NEWS: Alien from Roswell Found in Forest Park St. Louis

Artist Tom Friedman dropped off his alien friend at the Planetarium in Saint Louis in 2017, and no one has picked him up yet. It is said that this particular alien may be connected to the 1947 UFO crash in Roswell New Mexico‚Ķ But since this is fake news, this too is unsubstantiated baloney. I …